↓✚ BIG PHARMA. VERY SMALL CAT.
ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR
VACTHEEN?
he has a needle. he has no qualificashuns.
he would like you to roll up your sleeve.
✳ one small prick. a whole lot of cat.
CA
contract coming soon“please remain
purrfectly still”
purrfectly still”
100% CAT0%MEDICAL DEGREE
fig. 01 — a very smol healthcare professional
my dad works at pfsizerEXHIBIT A: TRUST ME BRO01 / THE DIAGNOSISS
HE WAS BORN
TO BE A
LITTLE PRICK.
teachers used to call me needle dick and said i wouldn’t amount to nuffin.
look at me now. a cat. inside a syringe.
with my own website.
who’s the disappointment now, mrs. johnson?
anyway. sleeve up. ↗02 / YOUR APPOINTMINT
A LITTLE JAB.
A BIG
PERSONALITY.
no appointment. no waiting room.
just a suspiciously happy cat with a needle.
✚ JABCAT CLINICFORM 0W-0
OFFISHUL
JAB CERTIFICATE
EXTREMELY UNOFFICIALPATIENT NAMEyou, probably
ATTENDING PHYSICIANdr. jabcat (no degree)
DIAGNOSISSchronically online
JABAPPROOVED
a meme souvenir. zero medical validity.
03 / KNOWN SIDE EFFEKTS
MILD DISCOMFORT.
SEVERE BRAINROT.
take one meme.
send it to your groupchat.
04 / FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS
OPEN WIDE.
ASK AWAY.
is he a real docter?+
he printed his certificate at home. the printer ran out of ink halfway thru.
why pfsizer?+
he heard “big pharma” and thought it was a very large farm. he is still looking for the cows. Jabcat is independent satire, with no Pfizer affiliation.
where is the coin?+
still in the waiting room. the official contract, trading pair and links will appear here once confirmed.
am i getting a free donit?+
the donit is a meme. jabcat ate the actual donit. we are very sorry.